i am susan thye. aka chocolatesuze. sydney, australia. gemini. married to noods. this is a food and lifestyle blog. i like cheeseburgers, cake and fried chicken.
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20 October 2014, 01:43
So Part 1 was all about Melbourne donuts, Part 2 will be about fried chicken and barbecue :D First up: Miss Katie’s Crab Shack (238 Victoria St, North Melbourne) which is across the road from the Queen Victoria Markets which is where they source all their produce so everything is super fresh.
There’s fishing nets hanging from the ceiling and a giant crab that beckons you to the counter where you order and pay before claiming a newspaper lined table.
We’d arrived during happy hour, the happiest of all hours and so drinks were $5/pint and fresh oysters were $1 each woot
Katie’s Low Country Boil ($25) comes with Australian blue swimmer crab, corn, smoked kransky, Old bay and garlic butter. Noods had a lot of fun smashing the daylights out of the crab, the bib I was wearing was solely to protect myself from him and his happy go lucky thwacks. But the crab! So perfect and surprisingly so meaty! Every bit was dunked into the butter sauce and woah baby was it rich but butter makes me so happy y’know? And the corn was just loving being rolled around in all that butter seriously, so good!
I couldn’t get the bucket of school prawns because a certain someone is deathly allergic so I ordered Katie’s Fried Chicken ($17) with ranch dressing and a side of Belgian waffles with maple syrup ($5). The waffles had already been drizzled with the maple syrup which I was saddened by because I like to control the amount of syrup. But they were tasty waffles, fluffy with crispy edges. The fried chicken looked too dark so I was worried it was burnt but nay they were awesome, the batter was thick and crunchy with super tender chicken within and who doesn’t love ranch dressing?
Shark! Also side note: their book of faces say their moving to Rochester Castle Hotel in Fitzroy in 2015.
Belle’s Hot Chicken (150 Gertrude St, Fitzroy) was high up the eat list with word on the street that the fried chicken here would be Southern-style and amazing. It did not disappoint and I’ve had dreams about it ever since. First, pick your meat: wings, tenders, dark meat, fish ($16) or mushrooms ($13) and it comes with a choice of sides of old bay fries, mac and cheese, coleslaw, potato salad, Almost Arnold’s beans or mixed pickles. I’ve opted for dark meat, southern style with mac and cheese ($16) and Belle’s blue cheese sauce ($2). It was fan-fricken-tastic! The skin was amazing, almost like crackling! And the meat so ridiculously juicy and tender and just perfect! This fried chicken sits in my WANT AGAIN FOREVER category! Oh and the mac & cheese was pretty bang on, creamy and cheesy and gone in seconds.
Noods is always a sucker for pain and ordered the Wings with Really F**kin’ Hot sauce and Coleslaw ($16) with Belle’s Ranch Dressing ($2). I tried 1 tiny drop of the sauce and immediately regretted it, my mouth was on fire! Noods gamely struggled on, sweating profusely and alternating bites of the coleslaw and stuffing pieces of bread to stop the burning. He still liked it though he’ll prolly try a less hot sauce next time haha
Helen happened to arrive at the same time so I managed to nick some of her Chicken and Waffles ($18) purely for research purposes of course and it was ace. I heart waffles that are fat so that you can fill each hole with enough maple syrup to make your teeth sing!
And there was soft serve for dessert! Apple pie soft serve with salted caramel sauce ($6) oh baby oh baby!
So yeah, if you’re going to Melb this is one place that you HAVE to go to!
The next day after a crazy 5 course dessert degustation (I’ll post about it next), I managed to meet the lovely Daisy and Ricky for late night eats at Gami Fried Chicken (Shop G, 535 Lt Lonsdale St on Healeys Lane) because one can never have too much fried chicken. The Half half ($32), original and sweet soy garlic & spicy sauce was brilliant and right up there with the best korean fried chicken Sydney has to offer. I’m usually not a fan of soy because I’m a fail asian but trust me guys, it was the bomb!
We also ordered the Seafood & spring onion pancake ($13) for some nutrients. I avoided the chilli dipping sauce because I mean, LOOK AT IT. I so did not want a ring of fire!
Aaaand then there was Corn cheese ($9) which was all kinds of addictive, each kernel bound together in gooey stretchy cheese! I can definitely understand Daisy’s love for this!
Complimentary prawn chips and pickled radish! My god I have not eaten these prawn chips since I was but a child! /runs off to the asian supermarkets to buy a trillion packets
What’s the time? BBQ TIME! We rock up for lunch at Bluebonnet BBQ (187 Johnston St, Collingwood) for a PLATTER O’ MEAT. The House made sausage (½ pound $21) was beef stuffed with cheese and oh boy that was one tasty sausage! Noods had managed to eat almost the whole thing before I realised and snared an itty bitty piece (ok fine, it was more like a 1/4 of the sausage but I wanted more!). The Crispy Lamb Ribs (½ pound $19) were equally amazing, fatty and charred with the perfect layer of crisp skin. I really did not want to share this and battled for a bigger portion. The Pork Spare Ribs (½ pound $20) were gloriously smoky and I couldn’t help but pick up each rib and gnaw away at the juicy flesh. Sadly that day there wasn’t any brisket available but the dude on the next table ordered the Smoked Brisket Chilli, Cheese Grits, Coriander and Sour Cream ($18) and so I had to get it because I reeeally wanted to try the grits. They were good grits. The chilli was fine and all but I really wanted my brisket in fatty slices and not all chopped up so yeah. I wasn’t the biggest fan of the Guindilla, Cheddar & Confit Garlic Cornbread ($9) because I found it to be on the dry side but we loved the Apple and Kohlrabi Slaw ($8) which helped to cut through our meat sweats and power through the platter.
I loved that each table had its own bottle of house made barbecue sauce and a whole roll of towels because eating here is a hands on affair!
Chillax outside in the courtyard and stare at the beauty of this smoker <3
When I told Noods we were also having barbecue for dinner he thought I was joking. I never joke about my food itinerary! We set off for Le Bon Ton (51 Gipps St, Collingwood) which was within a walkable distance from the station fyi but at 8pm on a weekend the area is like a ghost town. Even though we followed google maps we thought we were lost and basically headed towards the only building that had lights which happened to be it hooray!
FOODS! The Riverina grain fed Angus beef brisket (½ pound $19) was pretty amazing, mesquite-smoked for 18 hours until the brisket is meltingly soft and intensely smoky. I was keen to get the Buttermilk Fried Chicken ($16) but was sweet talked into getting Le Bon Ton signature jalapeño and sharp cheddar bratwurst ($9.50 each) instead which was super juicy and surprisingly not as hot as I’d feared. Is it possible my chili tolerance has improved?! I had a mad craving for mash so had to order the Creamy mashed taters with chives and bacon bits ($8.50) because hey, bacon bits! Noods requested the Tangy coleslaw with cabbage, carrot and onions ($8.50) basically because he needed some vegetables and I wasn’t providing him with adequate all round nutrition. Heh. Amateur.
Mega bonus points for the Jalapeño and cheddar cornbread muffins (3 pieces $8.50), my goodness these cornbread muffins were deeeeelicious! They were freshly baked and super fluffy with semi spicy and cheesy pockets of happiness that increased 10-fold with a generous slather of the honey whipped butter. I would have totally ordered more for takeaway to snack on later had I not had several donuts waiting for me at home!
But instead I settled for Pecan Pie ($12) for dessert and when I say settled I mean I was determined to fit in dessert. Packed full of pecans and brown sugar happiness, the caramelisation on this baby was just so beautiful I could weep. The pastry was super short and buttery and a scoop of vanilla ice cream just made everything right with the world.
When we arrived at Le Bon Ton without a reservation we were told to grab a drink and wait at the bar or outside in the courtyard. The bar was packed so we made our way outside and it’s so purdy outside with all the fairy lights! While I didn’t get to see the absinthe room we were pretty glad we went outside because you could actually order and eat out there and I’ve become one of those people that prefer being able to converse vs shouting over loud music lol
And that’s part 2! Stay tuned for part 3 :D
13 October 2014, 02:13
BURGAHHHHHS! So two years ago I fell in love with Pub Life Kitchen back when they were located upstairs in the Schwartz Hotel (formerly The Macquarie Hotel). They pumped out a mean steak with crazy burger specials each Wednesday and I was pretty devastated when they shut up shop. They’ve done a couple of pop up stints since but have finally found a home at Lord Wolseley Hotel (265 Bulwara Rd, Ultimo)! Below is about 3 visits combined into 1 post so don’t worry my arteries are fine :P
So there’s a blackboard with the day’s specials and I was intrigued by the House Smoked Barramundi Wings with Sexy Salada ($10) and while I had some inkling that the ‘wings’ would be the fins with part of the fish head, I had to ask and immediately felt like Jessica Simpson. Heh.
We were warned that they’d be super smokey and I was like, BRING ON THE SMOKEY. The heady smoky scent reached our table before the plate did and yep it was intense. I ended up picking the whole wing up and gnawing away at the flesh because I’m a bit uncoordinated with utensils and it was glorious with pockets of gelatinous fat and flesh and crispy charred edges on the fins. Oh and the salad was pretty sexy, put grilled corn in a salad and I will eat it. The corn that is. I heart corn.
I couldn’t help but chortle when our table of hungry eaters ordered the Sticky Hot Wangs ($9) because I am forever 12 years old. The deep fried chicken wings were drenched in a lip smacking sauce that weren’t as spicy as I’d feared and I actually admitted that I could use a little more heat. Woah. I’ve changed. Or I’ve finally whipped my tastebuds into obeying.
The Grilled Corn Cob with salty lime malt vinaigrette ($6) tastes like summer, each kernel bursting with juiciness. Corn is my favourite non digestible food product.
Fries with bone marrow gravy ($8). I kinda wished there were globs of marrow in the gravy but hey golden fries with rich gravy is the perfect food with a cheeky beverage or two.
The Cheesy Polenta Chips with Jalapeno Mayo ($8) are the bomb, the fat fingers had the perfect fluffy to crisp ratio and we hoarded the jalapeno mayo which was crazy addictive.
The adults version of Fish Fingers ($12) kicks the stuff of my childhood to the kerb especially with the accompanying tub of zesty lime aioli. The fish is delicate and flaky and the crumb batter golden and crunchy.
And now onto the burgers! The Cheeseburger ($17) is every bit as delicious as I remembered and has cemented its place in my top 5 burgers list. What’s on the list you ask? A round up coming shortly so you’ll just have to check back :P Anywhos this burger is the bomb diggity, 2 slices of melty Monterey Jack cheese (aka the American orange cheese) hugs both sides of the fat, juicy, house ground patty, just the way a cheeseburger should. There ain’t no salad here, just a pickle, a single slice of onion, tomato sauce and mustard and boom! Perfection.
The Bird ($18) features a chicken fillet crusted in a batter made from Dorito chips and it is brilliant. I would totally order the fillets by itself if it was possible. Make it a bucket if it was the thigh piece… The burger had a pile of slaw which I liked because it was refreshing and I felt moderately healthier eating vegetables but I think I would’ve preferred it on the side instead of in the burger because it was crunchy enough already?
The O.G ($18) is the Original Gangster yo! I usually have mad issues with iceberg lettuce but I appreciated that each lettuce leaf was crisp and fresh and while the onion jam was a hit with only half of the table, we were unanimous in our love for the roast garlic and lime aioli.
I’d ordered the Vego Delight ($16) out of curiosity mainly because the menu had said the patty would be fried cheese and I was envisioning a patty that overflowed with cheese Juicy Lucy style. While there was no river of cheese, the burger itself was pretty tasty. Possibly made tastier with that slice of jack cheese to you know, make it even more cheesy. The swirl of cranberry jam automatically made me think I was eating turkey so my brain got all kinds of confused because I only really eat cranberry jam with turkey. But it paired well with the cheese, bringing the richness down a notch.
I’d been stalking head chef Jovan Curic on Instagram knowing that the return of the crazy burgers on Wednesdays was inevitable and when I saw a pic of sheets of glorious crackle, Helen Karen Shaun and I made our way over faster than you can say CRACKLELACKLE! The Swiney Chook ($19) is: Sriracha gravy glazed fried chicken, grilled pineapple and corn, maple salsa, Jack cheese and pork crackle. You know when you’re with a group of friends chatting away and then there’s just silence because you’re eating something so incredible that there are no words to be uttered because you don’t want to stop this feeling of happiness that’s enveloping your body? That’s what happened. This chicken and pork hybrid was all kinds of amazing and pretty much ruined all future burgers for me. Thanks a lot Jovan.
BUT THEN. The following Wednesday I happened to refresh Instagram and behold, The Skinny Bacon- double cheese beef burger with bacon jam, green sriracha and deep fried chicken skin. DEEP FRIED CHICKEN SKIN!!! Helen and I had a 30minute window before we were supposed to go to a dinner and debated if we could do it. YES WE COULD AND ABSOLUTELY NO REGRETS. The beef pattie was a perfect juicy medium rare as always, enough cheese to make my heart sing and crowning the whole shebang were shards of chicken skin deep fried to a glorious crisp. There were also slices of cucumber and radish in there buuuut you all know how I feel about salad.
On another visit with Raff, this time for lunch, I opted to try a non burger item and went with the Wagyu Schnitty with fries, slaw and bone marrow gravy ($18). This was fricken massive and the schnitty hid a ginormous pile of fries that I had absolutely no way of finishing! I loved the crumb crust although I think I’m too used to a schnitzel being made of pork so found the meaty flavour of the Wagyu to be too strong, almost gamey? Does that make sense? I mean it was still tasty don’t get me wrong!
Dessert has finally made it on the menu and will change every so often so get your butts there fast because the ice cream this week was: The Snickers Sundae ($12), snickers gelato with dulce de leche, salted peanuts AND A SPRINKLE OF PORK CRACKLE. Oh and a smashed snickers bar on top just in case that wasn’t epic enough for you. Mind blown. Sweet and salty combo for the effing win!
You order and pay at the register, grab a number and either sit inside the bistro area or out at the bar/beer garden. And yes the burgers are a bit on the pricey side but they are massive and you will be defeated by the mountain of fries I promise you. Pub Life Kitchen is my new happy place with a chillaxed atmosphere, cheap drinks and awesome food, I’ll definitely be making this place my regular haunt!
5 October 2014, 20:01
I heart donuts. What’s not to love about donuts?! Cakey or fluffy, raised, filled or even the cruller, I love them all! The boy and I escaped to Melbourne for the weekend where I plotted to hit all the donut places that I’d seen so much about on Instagram. There were spreadsheets involved. Google maps too. It was epic. So below are all the donut places we hit, in the order that I liked. Ready? LET’S GO!
Doughboys Doughnuts (The Mercat Cross Hotel, 456 Queen St, Melbourne) is the winner and tops my list as the donuts are made with free range eggs from Gippsland and butter from Warrnambool, fried in batches and are hand dipped to order. They’re located just outside of the Queen Victoria Markets, look for the signs for Fancy Hank’s BBQ (but uh I would not recommend the BBQ…)
It’s kinda funny how they look like they’ve just set up shop randomly but they’ve got their donut making down to a science! Check out the display of what flavours are available for the day and pay at the register and salivate as they dip and top the donuts as you wait.
I’d chosen the Salted Caramel ($5.80), the Maple Bacon ($4.80) and the PBJ ($5.80) and they are all GLORIOUS. The salted caramel was my fave- rich, sweet with a hit of salt and a bit of crunch from the caramelised buckinis (google tells me it’s activated buckwheat hmm ohhkaay) followed ever so closely by the maple bacon with a light maple syrup icing and crunchy bacon pieces. Noods was enamoured by the PBJ with peanut butter and a boysenberry jam dip topped with roasted hazelnuts and walnuts. The boysenberry jam was sweet but the pb brought it down a notch.
It was a sunny day so we sat outside on the deck and the combination of fluffy donuts with a sneaky cider was just perfect and a memory I want to hold onto until someone opens a licensed donut store in Syd :P While paying more than $5 a donut did sting a little, they were pretty damn awesome donuts. Donuts that I will have dreams about.
Shortstop Coffee & Donuts (12 Sutherland St, Melbourne) is second only by a whisker, mainly because they sell out of donuts super early and it takes a LOT of effort to roll out of bed early enough to tram over and queue for donuts. Hey it’s the holidays! I value my sleep!
This is the sight that greeted us when we arrived just past 10am. THE SIGHT OF DISAPPOINTMENT AND BROKEN DREAMS. I mean yes, we could have pre ordered but the minimum order was 9 donuts and I wasn’t about to spend 45 smackeroonies on donuts when I had an epic donut list to get through.
Luckily they did have a couple left of the Banana and Chocolate Hazelnut ($4.50) and the Red Velvet ($4.50). I had my heart set on other flavours but wasn’t willing to leave without trying something and I’m glad we did because the banana & chocolate hazelnut was da bomb! I’m a sucker for hazelnuts and this combination just worked, the banana taste was exactly like fresh bananas and not the nasty lolly that I just can’t abide. The red velvet is definitely for the sweet tooths out there and probably not the best first thing in the morning lol oh and sidenote they only do two types of coffee: black or white.
We were almost done eating when we saw a guy pick up his pre ordered boxes of donuts. That’s right, boxes. The dude had at least 6 boxes! Anyways one of the boxes was incorrect so the staff put the contents of the box back on display and my brain freaked out because behold, the Peanut Butter and Jam ($5) and the Apple, Bacon, Honey & Thyme ($5)!!! That bacon one? INSANE. I loved that the icing was apple instead of the usual maple so it wasn’t mega sweet and the bacon bits were super crunchy. Couldn’t detect much thyme flavour which was good for me because I have issues with thyme. And the pb&j was cray cray, the donut was fluffy and light, filled with house made jam and dunked into a chunky peanut butter glaze.
Tivoli Road Bakery (3 Tivoli Rd, South Yarra), formerly MoVida Bakery was pretty incredible. The bakery had a gorgeous fitout with freshly baked bread lining the shelves and all manner of delicious treats under the glass cabinets. But I was here for one thing: DONUTS! We’d visited on the first day of our Melb trip but got there too late but I was determined to visit and managed to convince our cabbie to swing by on the way to the airport :D
One of each please! Salted Caramel, Lemon Curd, and Roché ($5 each). The donuts here are worthy of the hype, fried dough pillows of happiness they were! The salted caramel was amazing as expected (because really how can you go wrong with salted caramel) but it was the lemon curd donut that blew my mind. It was zingy and zesty and set the tastebuds alive and wanting more. The roché was good, chocolatey and tasty but not really as amazing as the other two.
Candied Bakery (81A Hudsons Rd, Spotswood) is dubbed the Australian bakery with an American twist. There’s lamingtons aplenty, stacks of giant cookies and of course donuts! On offer that day was a jam donut but I only had eyes for the special- THE S’MORE DONUT!
This S’more Donut ($3.80) was everything I’d hoped for and more! The donut itself was light and fluffy with pockets of rich chocolate, smothered in toasted marshmallow and topped with crunchy graham crumbs. Yes it was sweet and bordering on cloying but well, it’s a s’more!
Next stop: Cobb Lane Bakery (13 Anderson St, Yarraville), a tiny 16 seater cafe in a suburban area out west. There’s giant loaves of fresh bread and baguettes, coffee a-brewing and a dine in menu buuut we’re here for the donuts! The Salted Caramel ($4.50) is a must order, the caramel is darker with an incredible richness and leaves me beaming through the sugar crystals all over my face.
The Peanut Butter and Blackcurrent Jelly ($4.50) isn’t as epic as the Salted Caramel and feels a tad on the oily side possibly because of the uber creamy peanut butter filling. The blackcurrent jelly does help to cut the richness but yeah the salted caramel donut wins.
The American Doughnut Kitchen (Queen St, Queen Victoria Market Melbourne) is a bit of an institution, pumping out hot jam doughnuts since 1950. After wandering through the markets picking up cheeses and cured meats to snack on we always end up here to ogle the glorious donut making process right before our eyes.
Jam Donuts (80c each) are always piping hot with a generous coating of sugar and filling of sweet jam. Normally we would buy 5 for $5.50 but Noods was suffering from donut overload and refused to let me buy more. Party pooper.
Walker’s Doughnuts (26/2 Elizabeth St, Melbourne) is another place I always visit whenever I’m in Melbs, not so much for their donuts but for their half pound chocolate eclair stuffed with whipped cream. One for the attack of the late night munchies with a side of Lord of the Fries :P
Olympic Doughnuts (51 Irving St, Footscray) is a bit out of the way in the burbs and gone are the days of their iconic ramshackle caravan and instead is a boring grey box. But the iconic dolphin pumping jam into the donuts is still there!
The Jam Donuts (80c each) are a little misshapen but are fresh from the fryer. The sugar coating on the donuts were a bit sparse and I wasn’t really a fan of the jam filling as I found it a bit too runny and with a weird artificial taste. But eh it’s a donut.
Aaaaand that’s all folks! The end of my epic donut eats. I hope Sydney follows suit and opens up some donut stores soon! If you guys know of any more donut places to hit in Melb or know of any good ones in Syd hit me up in the comments!